Pre work bev with lego lord of the rings and breaking bad, even painted my nails and have a pasty in the oven.
I like to make people feel bad for me by telling them that I spent my last three birthdays in the hospital. I wasn’t sick or anything, but I don’t tell them that. I’m just a surgeon who likes making people feel bad for me.
It’s cool bro, I can handle this. [video]
He just fucking hands it to him.
The fucking face the elephant makes.
HOHOHOHOOOOOOOTHAT’S THE WAY I LIKE IT
fuCKING COSBY JESUS